yanapieceofme:

Me when I’m forced to go anywhere.

blvffcity:

methoticalmemento:

Best host ever!!


This is one of the very very few times I’ve seen Shelby put tags on something and of course it’s Steve Harvey related blvffcity:

methoticalmemento:

Best host ever!!


This is one of the very very few times I’ve seen Shelby put tags on something and of course it’s Steve Harvey related blvffcity:

methoticalmemento:

Best host ever!!


This is one of the very very few times I’ve seen Shelby put tags on something and of course it’s Steve Harvey related blvffcity:

methoticalmemento:

Best host ever!!


This is one of the very very few times I’ve seen Shelby put tags on something and of course it’s Steve Harvey related blvffcity:

methoticalmemento:

Best host ever!!


This is one of the very very few times I’ve seen Shelby put tags on something and of course it’s Steve Harvey related blvffcity:

methoticalmemento:

Best host ever!!


This is one of the very very few times I’ve seen Shelby put tags on something and of course it’s Steve Harvey related blvffcity:

methoticalmemento:

Best host ever!!


This is one of the very very few times I’ve seen Shelby put tags on something and of course it’s Steve Harvey related blvffcity:

methoticalmemento:

Best host ever!!


This is one of the very very few times I’ve seen Shelby put tags on something and of course it’s Steve Harvey related blvffcity:

methoticalmemento:

Best host ever!!


This is one of the very very few times I’ve seen Shelby put tags on something and of course it’s Steve Harvey related blvffcity:

methoticalmemento:

Best host ever!!


This is one of the very very few times I’ve seen Shelby put tags on something and of course it’s Steve Harvey related

blvffcity:

methoticalmemento:

Best host ever!!

This is one of the very very few times I’ve seen Shelby put tags on something and of course it’s Steve Harvey related

grubsludge:

funk-dabble:

littleleahlamb2k14:

grubsludge:

bury me in armor so I’ll be ready for the skeleton war

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ready

why is his fricking chest uncovered? that’s ppor planning right there

what are you gonna do?

stab a skeleton in the heart?

in what fucking situation do you ever need this picture for

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shes

nunderwater

i will piss on your sofa

cloudcuckoocountry:

prospit-laughssassin:

butt-of-glory:

korkrunchcereal:

princesparklypants:

thebiggestplottwist:

mehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh:

What hoard would you have?
If there’s a dragon with a kitty hoard or a donut hoard, then yeah, those are me. 

Would it kill you to source the artist?

The Dragon hoarding cheese knows where it’s at.

jessipalooza look you’re on this.














I have a spiritual connection with like 5 of these dragons

I want that horde of cockatiels. cloudcuckoocountry:

prospit-laughssassin:

butt-of-glory:

korkrunchcereal:

princesparklypants:

thebiggestplottwist:

mehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh:

What hoard would you have?
If there’s a dragon with a kitty hoard or a donut hoard, then yeah, those are me. 

Would it kill you to source the artist?

The Dragon hoarding cheese knows where it’s at.

jessipalooza look you’re on this.














I have a spiritual connection with like 5 of these dragons

I want that horde of cockatiels. cloudcuckoocountry:

prospit-laughssassin:

butt-of-glory:

korkrunchcereal:

princesparklypants:

thebiggestplottwist:

mehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh:

What hoard would you have?
If there’s a dragon with a kitty hoard or a donut hoard, then yeah, those are me. 

Would it kill you to source the artist?

The Dragon hoarding cheese knows where it’s at.

jessipalooza look you’re on this.














I have a spiritual connection with like 5 of these dragons

I want that horde of cockatiels. cloudcuckoocountry:

prospit-laughssassin:

butt-of-glory:

korkrunchcereal:

princesparklypants:

thebiggestplottwist:

mehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh:

What hoard would you have?
If there’s a dragon with a kitty hoard or a donut hoard, then yeah, those are me. 

Would it kill you to source the artist?

The Dragon hoarding cheese knows where it’s at.

jessipalooza look you’re on this.














I have a spiritual connection with like 5 of these dragons

I want that horde of cockatiels. cloudcuckoocountry:

prospit-laughssassin:

butt-of-glory:

korkrunchcereal:

princesparklypants:

thebiggestplottwist:

mehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh:

What hoard would you have?
If there’s a dragon with a kitty hoard or a donut hoard, then yeah, those are me. 

Would it kill you to source the artist?

The Dragon hoarding cheese knows where it’s at.

jessipalooza look you’re on this.














I have a spiritual connection with like 5 of these dragons

I want that horde of cockatiels. cloudcuckoocountry:

prospit-laughssassin:

butt-of-glory:

korkrunchcereal:

princesparklypants:

thebiggestplottwist:

mehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh:

What hoard would you have?
If there’s a dragon with a kitty hoard or a donut hoard, then yeah, those are me. 

Would it kill you to source the artist?

The Dragon hoarding cheese knows where it’s at.

jessipalooza look you’re on this.














I have a spiritual connection with like 5 of these dragons

I want that horde of cockatiels.

cloudcuckoocountry:

prospit-laughssassin:

butt-of-glory:

korkrunchcereal:

princesparklypants:

thebiggestplottwist:

mehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh:

What hoard would you have?

If there’s a dragon with a kitty hoard or a donut hoard, then yeah, those are me. 

Would it kill you to source the artist?

The Dragon hoarding cheese knows where it’s at.

jessipalooza look you’re on this.

iguanamouth:  UNUSUAL HOARD commission for bezzingtons, undoubtedly the best one so far  bonus

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iguanamouth:  UNUSUAL HOARD commission for flamiekitten featuring their oc and 47 birds

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I have a spiritual connection with like 5 of these dragons

I want that horde of cockatiels.

Anonymous Asked
Question1-100 GO Answer

0-o
Ok, I did do suggested them, just wait until Thursday I need a computer for this

agirlnamedagnes:

This is what my husband and I purchased at the grocery store the other day.
We don’t have kids.
We are adults. We pay bills.  And drink water from a whale.
agirlnamedagnes:

This is what my husband and I purchased at the grocery store the other day.
We don’t have kids.
We are adults. We pay bills.  And drink water from a whale.
agirlnamedagnes:

This is what my husband and I purchased at the grocery store the other day.
We don’t have kids.
We are adults. We pay bills.  And drink water from a whale.

agirlnamedagnes:

This is what my husband and I purchased at the grocery store the other day.

We don’t have kids.

We are adults. We pay bills.
And drink water from a whale.

beyoncesson:

The longer I stare at this, the more I wanna fight them

beyoncesson:

The longer I stare at this, the more I wanna fight them

(Source: richiepanic)

Anonymous Asked
QuestionSad Headcanon! People assume that Smith might be a dad, right? Well, what if he was, and he lost his daughter to the war. That's why he can't stand to just watch Jensen cry, and goes to comfort her -- because she reminds him of his own daughter. Answer

the-meta:

Anon I dont like you.

Anonymous Asked
QuestionAnd what if Caboose reminds of him of his son, likewise dead in some bombing or something that killed his family, and so trusted Caboose. What if he's going through losing his son for the second time, and he needs to remind himself that at least Jensen is still there? Answer

the-meta:

:I

taco-marco:

staff:

starting today all blogs without the following image will be deleted within 24 hours

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i’m not even afraid of deletion. i just want this image on my blog

(Source: dddderrnsuree)

ichidou:

when you think about it doc has had the weirdest fucking character arc in this whole show

i mean he went from dropping into blood gulch and being rejected by both teams within 30 minutes in season 2 to being possessed by an evil AI (and being pretty OK with that for the most part) and standing around being buddy-buddy with a bodiless robot in season 3 to being stuck in a block of carbonite in season 8 to living on a farm with donut and using lopez as a fucking scarecrow in season 10

and now in season 12 he’s trapped in a future cube

what the fuck is doc even

confusedvantas:

marionisamuffin:

pleasantandcain:

fromladytolifter:

candidlycara:

dance-in-the-shadows:

gracediamondsfear:

wifeyknowsbest:

whatapreciouslittlefuckfox:

A sense of humor can make everything better. Sex isn’t like it is in the movies or in porn. There will be strange and weird and awkward sounds, there might be a silly interruption like the cat or a kid… you might knock heads or trip getting undressed. Sex is funny, foreplay is funny and sometimes you need to just laugh. It will keep things from getting awkward! If you take sex too seriously you aren’t truly enjoying it!

Not to mention a sense of humor can be really sexy no matter what your gender identity is!

this comic is literally my favorite thing on tumblr.

i’ve always said if you can’t laugh with the person you’re having sex with while you’re having sex with them you shouldn’t be having sex with them.

God.

My husband once walked up behind me while i was sitting in the living room just watching t.v…and he put his penis on my shoulder and said “hello..”

THIS WAS HIS SEDUCTION.

THIS WAS HIS IDEA OF HOW TO GET ME INTO BED.

it worked, but not before I laughed for days.

For that last comment.

I always had a ton of weird funky condoms at my place because I volunteered with Planned Parenthood and did a lot of sex education and sex positive work. I literally had no less than like thirty different types of condoms at a time. So when it came time to grabbing a condom it was a grab bag of WHO KNOWS what you’ll end up with.

Long story short, my boyfriend grabs one, puts it on, heat of the moment type thing, a some point we both look down and see it’s an ELECTRIC GREEN condom. Dead pan he looks me straight in the eye and in his best impression goes “HEY HO. KERMIT DEE FROG HERE.” And I COMPLETELY LOST IT.

On a completely different occasion I said “don’t stop” and he sang ALL of Don’t Stop Believing. All of it. All of it. Right then and there. Without stopping.

Can I add the story about how me and one of my partners had a very enthralling discussion about deserts while I was on top of him?

Or the time my partner’s friends blasted “Eye of the Tiger” through the door and we rocked it out to the beat while quoting the movie?

Story time:

I was with this girl during a trip out to Washington, we’d hung out a few times, and hit it off really well. So we got together one afternoon. Her dorm-mate came home, saw the “Do Not Disturb” sock on her bedroom door and called out “Thrusters to full!”

Not missing a beat the girl and I yelled back “We’re giving it all we’ve got, Captain!” and her roommate started fucking dying outside the door.

Probably should have proposed right on the spot, but whatever.

It got better.

I’m just….. This is actually really amusing

(Source: erospainter)

whaoanon:

don’t really care which side wins
long as the room keeps singing
that’s just the business i’m in

Print for Otakon!!!